I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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