No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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