that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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