Already got asked if we're dating
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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