Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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