she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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