It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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