To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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