You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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