He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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