4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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