Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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