'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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