No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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