look no pants
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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