Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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