She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I wish i was in the wii world.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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