I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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