Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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