Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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