You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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