It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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