i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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