Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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