ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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