In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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