At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she peed on how many people?
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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