You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's like heaven, but drunker
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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