Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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