I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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