She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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