I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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