I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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