I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
