so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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