Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Less talking, more tequila
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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