That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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