How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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