It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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