We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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