So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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