Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Your penis caused this!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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