Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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