I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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