Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
