were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
