I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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