I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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