It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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