Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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