I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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