fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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