ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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