Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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